8 Baby Names to Avoid At All Cost! 8 Baby Names to Avoid At All Cost!
Have you ever met someone with an unfortunate name and thought, “What were their parents thinking?” while choosing baby names. Well, maybe they weren’t!... 8 Baby Names to Avoid At All Cost!

1485Have you ever met someone with an unfortunate name and thought, “What were their parents thinking?” while choosing baby names. Well, maybe they weren’t! Here are the names to avoid for your new baby…

The Eight Most Villainous First Names:

1. Adolf

This might seem like an obvious selection, but it’s actually underrated. Even the second and third-most villainous candidates—say, Eichmann and Rupp—are significantly beyond troubling.

2. Bart

I realize The Simpsons tried to shift this moniker from the category of “villain” into the category of “scamp,” but this is still the go-to name for cowboys who kill people indiscriminately.

3. Heather

The movie did not create this perception—it merely galvanized what we really knew: Young women named Heather are traditionally attractive and inevitably destructive. Everyone accepts this.

4. Lance

Even before anyone cared about cycling, dudes named Lance were society-crushers.

5. Naomi

If a red-haired woman is named Naomi, hide in the basement. She is the postmodern “Jezebel.”



6. Derrick

Science tells us that almost 82 percent of guys named “Derrick” are jerks. How can you argue with science?

7. Brenda

Fear the Brenda.

8. Attila

History has taught us many things. One is that Attila was not a very good musical project for Billy Joel.

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  • omolara

    October 18, 2016 #1 Author

    My girl’s name is Brenda and she’s wonderful age four… Brilliant.

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  • ana lish

    October 19, 2016 #2 Author

    Why did you leave out ELVIS,Ricky,Isabel and Ishmael

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