Have you ever met someone with an unfortunate name and thought, “What were their parents thinking?” while choosing baby names. Well, maybe they weren’t! Here are the names to avoid for your new baby…
The Eight Most Villainous First Names:
This might seem like an obvious selection, but it’s actually underrated. Even the second and third-most villainous candidates—say, Eichmann and Rupp—are significantly beyond troubling.
I realize The Simpsons tried to shift this moniker from the category of “villain” into the category of “scamp,” but this is still the go-to name for cowboys who kill people indiscriminately.
The movie did not create this perception—it merely galvanized what we really knew: Young women named Heather are traditionally attractive and inevitably destructive. Everyone accepts this.
Even before anyone cared about cycling, dudes named Lance were society-crushers.
If a red-haired woman is named Naomi, hide in the basement. She is the postmodern “Jezebel.”
Science tells us that almost 82 percent of guys named “Derrick” are jerks. How can you argue with science?
Fear the Brenda.
History has taught us many things. One is that Attila was not a very good musical project for Billy Joel.