One night in the backwoods of Scotland, a man’s wife went into labor and the father-to-be had to quickly call a doctor to assist. What the man said when the baby was born SHOCKED the doctor!
In the backwoods of Scotland, Ian’s wife went into labor in the middle of the night, and the doctor was called out to assist in the delivery
To keep the nervous father-to-be busy, the doctor handed him a lantern and said: “Here, you hold this high so I can see what I’m doing.” Soon, a wee baby boy was brought into the world.
“Whoa there Ian!” said the doctor. “Don’t be in a rush to put the lantern down… I think there’s yet another wee one to come yet.”
Sure enough, within minutes he had delivered a bonnie lass.
“No, no, don’t be in a great hurry to be putting down the lantern, lad … It seems there’s yet another one besides!” cried the doctor.
Then Ian scratched his head in bewilderment, and asked the doctor: “Do ye think it’s the light that’s attracting them?”