19 All Too Real Reasons Moms Are Late 19 All Too Real Reasons Moms Are Late
1. Your kid had a meltdown because their socks felt “funny.” Via giphy.com You cannot make this stuff up. 2. Your kid had to... 19 All Too Real Reasons Moms Are Late

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1. Your kid had a meltdown because their socks felt “funny.”

You cannot make this stuff up.

2. Your kid had to pee the second you got in the car.

Your kid had to pee the second you got in the car.

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Last time you tried to make them hold it and ended up even more late.

3. Your kid spilled cereal everywhere.

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And a gallon of milk.

4. Your kid had three more minutes left in time out.

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If you cave now, they’ll never learn.

5. Your kid fell asleep.

Your kid fell asleep.

Letting them nap does everyone a favor, trust me.

6. Your kid just had to see the end of Frozen.

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They couldn’t let it go.

7. Your kid puked all over you.

Your kid puked all over you.

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No one’s helping you clean up that mess.

8. You had to pack diapers, snacks for later, an extra outfit, a few toys…

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And your sanity.


9. You made the mistake of letting your kid dress themselves.

You made the mistake of letting your kid dress themselves.

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You should have known better.

10. Your kid hid your keys…

Your kid hid your keys...

…and can’t remember where they put them.

11. You let your kid play with your phone while getting ready and now you can’t find that either.

19 All Too Real Reasons Moms Are Late
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Your kid swears they didn’t “hide” it.

12. Your kid got stuck somewhere.

Your kid got stuck somewhere.

At least it wasn’t in the toilet this time.

13. Your babysitter just cancelled.

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A babysitter cancelling last minute is like a happy meal without a toy.

14. Your kid hurt themselves.

Your kid hurt themselves.

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And you were out of Band-Aids. It was a catastrophe.


15. You were on your way, but had to turn around because your kid forgot their lovey.

19 All Too Real Reasons Moms Are Late

God forbid you leave home without it.

16. You can’t find your kid’s other shoe.

You can't find your kid's other shoe.

Kids’ shoes should really come in sets of three.

17. Your kid just took their first steps.

Or hit some other huge milestone. Things like this are a monumental, one-time deal. You understand, right?

18. There was a diarrhea explosion.

There was a diarrhea explosion.

This requires no explanation.

19. Lastly, your kid moves SO SLOW.

See this turtle? My kid moves half that speed.


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