1. There’s about to be a new Conehead in town.
2. E.T.’s little brother.
He’s in there phoning home.
3. The Incredible Hulk’s got nothing on this fetus.
I think that’s a fist.
4. This mom swallowed a watermelon seed and is now growing a watermelon of her own.
Didn’t your momma tell you not to swallow the seeds?!
5. Sally the camel has two humps…
Possibly three humps, it’s hard to say.
6. This alien that learned how to play leap frog in the womb.
Right on the ribs, ouch.
7. This creature that is channeling something.
I wouldn’t stick my finger that close if I were you.
8. This other-worldly being that is trying to escape.
Don’t worry, it can’t get out…yet.
9. This little extraterrestrial that looks like it could have several limbs.
Be afraid. Be very afraid.
10. And this one that appears to have only one giant finger.
It’s pointing at you. Look away!
11. This beast that nearly knocks over a glass of water with its mind in utero.
It didn’t even have to move.
12. This critter that doesn’t like to be messed with.
Push down on that belly again and you don’t want to know what happens.
13. This wild thing that is scurrying toward the top exit.
Do not open your mouth, under any circumstances.
14. And this one who would rather escape through the belly button.
Make it stop!
15. Finally, these fellows, who will probably come out completely full-grown.
Two for the price of one.