20 Reasons You Should Never Leave Your Kids Alone With Markers 20 Reasons You Should Never Leave Your Kids Alone With Markers
Kids can be quite a treat, with their witty retorts and adorable little faces. Sometimes, though, you get a bad treat, that rotten cherry... 20 Reasons You Should Never Leave Your Kids Alone With Markers

Kids can be quite a treat, with their witty retorts and adorable little faces. Sometimes, though, you get a bad treat, that rotten cherry tomato in the box you didn’t see and decided to eat. These kids are that rotten cherry tomato. You want them to have some fun coloring in books, so you give them colorful markers and cool pictures to fill in. The phone might go off, so you have to leave for a few minutes. Bad idea because then havoc could potentially ensue. Here are a bunch of reasons why you should never leave kids alone with markers.

1. YOU CAN TELL WHICH OF THESE TWO HAS NO REGRETS.

20 Reasons You Should Never Leave Your Kids Alone With Markers

2. AND YOU THOUGHT FRAT BOYS WERE BAD FOR PASSING OUT – THIS POOR BABY CAN’T EVEN TAKE A DAYTIME NAP WITHOUT BECOMING ART.

20 Reasons You Should Never Leave Your Kids Alone With Markers

3. IF GIVEN THE CHOICE, YOU JUST KNOW THEY WOULDN’T WANT TO WASH THIS OFF FOR WEEKS. THATS WHY KIDS ARE CRAZY.

20 Reasons You Should Never Leave Your Kids Alone With Markers

4. YEAH, THEY’RE CUTE – BUT I FEEL LIKE THE BODY PAINT HAS AWOKEN SOME PRIMAL ‘CHILDREN OF THE CORN’ STUFF HERE. PARENTS PROBABLY HAVEN’T BEEN HEARD FROM SINCE.

20 Reasons You Should Never Leave Your Kids Alone With Markers

5. DAD WAS IN A BAD MOOD SO HE WENT TO SLEEP, AND WOKE UP FEELING BLUE…

20 Reasons You Should Never Leave Your Kids Alone With Markers

6. SOME GIRLS JUST WEAR TOO MUCH MAKEUP THESE DAYS…

20 Reasons You Should Never Leave Your Kids Alone With Markers

7. THAT FACE WOULD BE HARD TO GET MAD AT. THIS IS WHY YOU BUY THE PROTECTION PLAN FOR EVERYTHING THAT COSTS MORE THAN 5 DOLLARS WHEN YOU HAVE KIDS.

20 Reasons You Should Never Leave Your Kids Alone With Markers

8. EXCUSE ME SATAN, HAVE YOU SEEN MY DAUGHTER?

20 Reasons You Should Never Leave Your Kids Alone With Markers

9. DADS FEET MUST BE COLD, BETTER DRAW HIM SOME SOCKS.

20 Reasons You Should Never Leave Your Kids Alone With Markers

10. PUT A LITTLE MARKER ON YOUR FACE AND EVERYONE LOSES THEIR MINDS.

20 Reasons You Should Never Leave Your Kids Alone With Markers

11. WANNA KNOW HOW I GOT THESE SCARS? WHY SO SERIOUS?

20 Reasons You Should Never Leave Your Kids Alone With Markers

12. YOU CAN ALMOST SEE THE DOG WONDERING HOW HIS LIFE WENT WRONG…

20 Reasons You Should Never Leave Your Kids Alone With Markers

13. THIS IS WHERE YOU LEARN THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A MARKER AND A PERMANENT MARKER.

20 Reasons You Should Never Leave Your Kids Alone With Markers

14. YOU KNOW MOM, YOU HAVE BEEN SAYING YOU WANTED TO DECORATE THOSE BLAND WHITE WALLS FOR A WHILE NOW. I DON’T EVEN KNOW WHY YOU’RE MAD.

20 Reasons You Should Never Leave Your Kids Alone With Markers

15. FOR YOU NON-PARENTS READING THIS – I HOPE YOU’RE TAKING NOTES. SLEEPING IS A THING YOU DO AT YOUR OWN RISK.

20 Reasons You Should Never Leave Your Kids Alone With Markers

16. ALSO, IF YOU HAVE A WHITE DOG, DON’T GET TOO ATTACHED TO THAT STAYING THE SAME.

20 Reasons You Should Never Leave Your Kids Alone With Markers

17. INTRODUCING THE NEWEST MEMBER OF KISS. LOOK OUT GENE SIMMONS.

20 Reasons You Should Never Leave Your Kids Alone With Markers

18. YOU THOUGHT HAVING THE KIDS DRAW WOULD BE A QUIET WAY TO SPEND THE AFTERNOON. AND THEN THE DOORBELL RANG AND YOU WERE GONE FOR 2 MINUTES…

20 Reasons You Should Never Leave Your Kids Alone With Markers

19. MAYBE BUYING ALL THOSE SCENTED MARKERS WASN’T SUCH A GREAT IDEA AFTER ALL.

20 Reasons You Should Never Leave Your Kids Alone With Markers

20. LETS BE HONEST, YOU BOUGHT A WHITE COUCH WHEN YOU HAVE KIDS. ULTIMATELY THIS IS YOUR FAULT.

20 Reasons You Should Never Leave Your Kids Alone With Markers

Henry Okafor

  • Breonia

    2017-05-09 #1 Author

    Cali stayed doing this 🤦🏽‍♀️

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  • Jamisha

    2017-05-09 #2 Author

    Lmfaooo too funny but I would had been so up set 😭🤦🏽‍♀️

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  • Chels

    2017-05-09 #3 Author

    Crazyyyyy!..my son drew stick men and sunny skies all over our house a while back 😬 definitely going to try to keep a better watch this time around with my daughter!

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  • Haidyjo

    2017-05-10 #4 Author

    Omg make me think about myself for me too is like this

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  • Shawanni

    2017-05-10 #5 Author

    My son did this once.

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  • Krystyn

    2017-05-10 #6 Author

    So happy Amaya isn’t to this stage yet lol.

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  • Cortney

    2017-05-10 #7 Author

    I would probably pull my hair out lol

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