These are 9 Things Every Mom Should ‘Never’ Wear or Even Try These are 9 Things Every Mom Should ‘Never’ Wear or Even Try
  Once you become a mother, that is **clearly** your sole purpose in life. Forget the 30+ years you spent as a runner, a... These are 9 Things Every Mom Should ‘Never’ Wear or Even Try

 

Once you become a mother, that is **clearly** your sole purpose in life. Forget the 30+ years you spent as a runner, a painter, a friend — or whatever silly titles you may have had before. They are irrelevant now. And since you are a mother and a mother only, there are some rules you better follow.

To fit your new role, you need to look the part — and by that, we definitely mean society’s strict version of what a mother looks like.

According to cafemom, here are a few totally not sarcastic* fashion no-nos that every respectable mother should avoid…

 

Moms can absolutely never wear full faces of makeup.

Moms can absolutely never wear full faces of makeup.

You existence is for your child and your child alone. How DARE you take time for yourself or do what makes you happy! Besides, what will the other mothers think if you dared to spend 15 whole minutes focusing on yourself?!

 

And you can just forget about short-shorts!

And you can just forget about short-shorts!

Now that you have children, you must wear knee-length cargo pants so you can better accommodate all of the things you’ll need carry for them. Looking good and feeling fine were for childless days only, my friend.

 

Absolutely no bikinis on the beach.

Absolutely no bikinis on the beach.

I mean, how will your child take you seriously if you look sexy?! There’s clearly no way to rail against our misogynistic society and teach them that women (including their mothers) are worthy of respect no matter how much skin they are showing. That’s just too hard.

 

Time to get those tattoos removed!

Time to get those tattoos removed!

After all, if your children see you expressing yourself the way you see fit, they may become individual thinkers one day, and the whole 1984 plan will be RUINED.

 

No facial piercings either, ma'am.

No facial piercings either, ma’am.

Clearly your child will be embarrassed by you and won’t love you. CLEARLY.

 

If your hair isn't a natural color, are you even a legitimate mom?

If your hair isn’t a natural color, are you even a legitimate mom?

I mean, the color of your hair will TOTALLY impact your ability to be loving and provide for your child. Just look at how miserable she clearly is!

 

And your shoulders must be covered at all times.

And your shoulders must be covered at all times.

If they were a distraction in school, you better believe they will cause a ruckus with the other mothers and fathers on the playground.

 

Bid farewell to your heels, too.

Bid farewell to your heels, too.

Moms need sensible shoes — how else will they keep up with their kids? Forget looking nice on outings; it’s all about them now.

 

And absolutely NO. CROP. TOPS. EVER.

And absolutely NO. CROP. TOPS. EVER.

The miracle of life happened in that stomach — who would want to see it?

 

Let us know what you think about this list and if it is too strict on mothers.

 

Credit: Cafemom

Henry Okafor

  • Jamie

    2017-06-08 #1 Author

    Yea some stuff you shouldn’t wear

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  • Kanesha

    2017-06-08 #2 Author

    Right moms should set an example for their child.

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  • Jazmine Hunt

    2017-06-08 #3 Author

    Yes I do agree some things moms should not wear!

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  • Tay

    2017-06-08 #4 Author

    This is absolutely true!

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  • Kimberly Wilson

    2017-06-08 #5 Author

    Mom’s should look like moms

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  • Jazmine

    2017-06-08 #6 Author

    Ohhh wow most of these statement are just outrageous

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  • Jessica Luckey

    2017-06-09 #7 Author

    Hahahaha sarcasm at it’s finest

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  • Precious

    2017-06-09 #8 Author

    Yall Really lunchin cause im a soon to be mother And im going to certainly do 3 out of the 9

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  • Malifa

    2017-06-09 #9 Author

    Some things are a big NO

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  • Lauren

    2017-06-09 #10 Author

    I have tattoos, Un natural hair color, wear bikinis & short shorts but I’m a mother to 3 🙂

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  • Denasia

    2017-06-09 #11 Author

    I don’t agree with everything. Especially not wearing make up. Plus what you wear or how you look doesn’t determine your status as a mom.

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  • India

    2017-06-09 #12 Author

    Very helpful tips

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  • Kennareya

    2017-06-09 #13 Author

    I don’t think you should change your style when you become a mom but you can dress more classy being as though you are a mom now

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  • Alexis

    2017-06-09 #14 Author

    Very Helpful Important

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